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Pageant Demotivational Poster

THIS PHOTO - Encapsulates everything that's wrong with America

WE LOVE OUR CHILDREN - Now go make Mommy proud

TAGS: child beauty pageants
Rating: 3.94/5

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Krissie - April 29, 2010, 1:01 am
This is just sick. No wonder why kids are SO damned obsessed with their overall images of themselves and their peers. Parents should be HUNG for making their kids look like this!
GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:36 pm
Is this for the mini-adult beauty contest? These children also look like they realize make-up is made of dead animals..
Wolfheart - March 15, 2010, 6:19 pm
It's Actually Very Sickening The Way Mothers Do This To Thier Child, Just Because They Failed In The Beauty Department, Dosn't Mean They Should Force It Upon Thier Children.


TAGS: ugly swan pageant mom psycho
Rating: 4.77/5

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Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:54 am
This is really superb.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2012, 10:36 pm
Nice work Minkey. 5 rubber duckies
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:48 pm
oh Ok, thank you :)
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:27 pm
in your mind, anyways
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 8:26 pm
You can't be that blonde for real. Felt or undergone as if one were taking part in the experience or feelings of another: IE, your kid wins a pageant, you become a winner.
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 8:13 pm
I would say this is a search engine, why ?
5150monkeylove - February 1, 2012, 6:14 pm
what is google?
KylieM - February 1, 2012, 6:12 pm
what is vicarious ?


TAGS: carrie prejean miss america beauty pageant
Rating: 2.95/5

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TragithTheOdd - January 15, 2012, 5:48 am
Well in those days your armpit wasnt an anus
Sean - June 15, 2009, 10:48 pm
Screw you. Miss Crabtree was a babe. Probably still it. Now what's goin' on with this skinny chick's right armpit? Ewwwww.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:09 pm
On the other hand, Miss Crabtree wasn't all that sexy, either.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 4:08 pm
I'm still not impressed with her.... despite the bonus vagina placed closer to her breast.


TAGS: ladies of motifake pageant
Rating: 3.4/5

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corbett06 - April 9, 2011, 5:06 pm
i vote TOC...sorry didnt realize such an old post...but i still vote TOC
HAL8999 - April 10, 2010, 5:40 pm
The one with the biggest t1ts!! D'uh!
Cubbybear - January 10, 2010, 8:29 pm
I have personal faves...which will remain private
phydeaux - January 10, 2010, 7:55 pm
I refuse to make a choice, as the one I don't choose will most likely hurt me...Falcon Punch via TCP/IP...
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 5:14 pm
rerun - January 10, 2010, 5:13 pm

BrieHere is no longer here, I deem her BriaThere since she is there
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 5:11 pm
(with all due respect to sir culos)
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 5:10 pm
malt malt malt malt malt malt - enough already!
Chompers - January 10, 2010, 5:09 pm
I don't think that it's our call. I think the M.A.L.T. chooses the winner.
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 5:07 pm
On the left.... is that........ BriaHere?
rerun - January 10, 2010, 5:05 pm

Damn Culos, you trying to get us killed here?

COURAGE - Looking the gay judge in the eye and disagreeing with his "lifestyle," knowing it will cost you your rightfully-earned crown.

TAGS: carrie prejean perez hilton gay homo homosexual miss california pageant universe
Rating: 2.37/5

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Agent K - August 3, 2009, 8:09 pm
smokin hot insane but smokin hot
idiots - May 13, 2009, 8:39 pm
She didnt lose the crown because if donald says she's in, shes in. Donald hates fags too obviously.
Yup - May 12, 2009, 4:43 pm
Haha, i know why Perez Hilton is so mad... looking at Carrie Prejean up on stage must have "set him straight". Or in other words, Prejean is so hot, Perez isnt gay anymore! now excuse me while I complete my objective for clicking on this poster "fap". Ha
Jmac0585 - May 7, 2009, 12:30 pm
Because, LD, his agenda was as hidden as his sexuality. He did not do himself any favors.
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:40 pm
I wonder why that flaming beotch Perez didn't ask that question of all the contestants? I wonder which ones would have folded knowing that the fudgepacker asking the question would vote them down if they were honest? Kudos to this lady!
Anonymous2 - May 6, 2009, 1:10 pm
Wait a sec... Perez Hilton is gay? What the hell is he doing judging a women's beauty contest, then? That's like asking a deaf man judging a music contest.
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 10:40 am
Also, my punctuation is correct.
Jmac0585 - May 6, 2009, 9:44 am
In a contest the object is to win, unless you have convictions. At that point those with convictions do not yield, and those without demonstrate their cowardice and corruption and do what they can to win. See: Arlen Specter.
Bob Chin - May 6, 2009, 7:37 am
Wait just a second....Perez Hilton is gay!!! Wow, I wonder if his sisters knew about that. Not that Paris wouldn't be down with it, shes all like "that's hott", with nearly everything.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 6, 2009, 12:28 am
You, agdaniele, are a hero on the front of the Great Grammar War of 2009. I salute you! Vive Le Punctuation!
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 8:43 pm
I'd also like to point out the punctuation placed AFTER the end quotes. It actually DOES feel better.
agdaniele - May 5, 2009, 8:41 pm
Courage? I disagree. It's a contest... in a contest, the object is to win. You're taking a gross lapse in situational awareness and intelligence and labeling it as "courage". Opinion aside, it was a shining moment of ignorance.


TAGS: america pageant tv
Rating: 2.2/5
spacedog - July 16, 2009, 3:57 pm
free love not trade
CANADA - July 16, 2009, 3:54 pm
I need you all to meet me in my office so we can seal the deal on this NAFTA thing
spacedog - July 16, 2009, 3:48 pm
need a lil NAFLA action there
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2009, 3:32 pm
Miss Canada is perfect for me, Tall, Dark, and she looks dumb....perfect.
BriaHere - July 16, 2009, 3:26 pm
Miss Mexico is the prettiest. Me thinks.
Me - June 24, 2009, 5:42 am
I'll take Mexico. Maybe Canada. She might be almost as tall as me.
random - June 2, 2009, 8:16 pm
i fuck mexico and usa canada to tall go canada
Z-Bob - May 7, 2009, 10:26 am
I'll take North America for one night...I'll even make breafast.
gawd - March 10, 2009, 9:24 pm
2 years the us one will be fat
4Real - February 11, 2009, 12:14 pm
She is certenly french canadian, beacose she is cute..No explanation needed.
LogicDude - January 8, 2009, 8:12 am
Canadians have to be tall. Look how high up there it is...I can never quite reach past Illinois myself.
Bob Chin - January 7, 2009, 9:07 pm
Glllorious and freee, Oh, Caaaanadaaaa We stand on guard for thee. Cause yr so damn tall!!!
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 7:11 pm
Ohhhhhh caaaanadaaaa
Blueglass - December 18, 2008, 3:30 pm
This poster should have been titled "NAFTA: a good idea after all"
Nobody - October 23, 2008, 11:48 am
They're ALL hot, why is there even a debate?
RnR - September 17, 2008, 4:59 pm
now, now, play nice, dont go pestering the canucks
Tony - September 17, 2008, 12:43 pm
OMG, if you're Canadian, you're from Canadia, do you get the joke? I swear common sense has to be spoon fed to you fucking retards.
RnR - September 4, 2008, 4:41 am
there is more room for the beltbuckle imprint...
spencer - September 3, 2008, 7:25 pm
canada for all you faggity spell checkers.
spencer - September 3, 2008, 7:24 pm
I don't know. miss mexico looks really great too. Miss canad has a big forehead.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 2, 2008, 10:32 am
Shtoink - September 2, 2008, 4:04 am
Miss Canadia is tall...
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 2:27 pm
USA gets to be in the middle of the best sandwich evar! Now I know what the F in NAFTA stands for.
jj - August 29, 2008, 2:14 pm
omg - how much would you spend for a night with all 3 of them at the same time????

A Special Needs Pageant -

TAGS: pageant butterface bagheads legs swimsuit
Rating: 5/5

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premiumgrade - December 17, 2013, 8:57 am
Thank you, GaryO. Clever comment. I'd give you 5 lions for the comment if I could.
GaryO - December 15, 2013, 5:46 pm
No explanation needed. This is excellent. Or rather…… Premium Grade